'Girls who don't D&D' is a podcast by a bunch of people who don't make a lot of podcasts and don't play much D&D. So, lower your expectations, people! The show follows the story of three characters with no memories of the past played by three women who've never played D&D and led by a DM with not much experience to speak of. Sadly, we have no improv training, voice acting training, editing training... I'd even question our toilet training, to be honest - which is like most people who get started playing the greatest role playing game of all.

Which means we will get lots wrong. Please send you complaints to nobodyisreadingthese@gmail.com

Enjoy the show, but most importantly, get out there and have a go yourself!

Episode One - THROW IT INTO THE SEA

Right here is where we would normally put the episode synopsis but even that would be giving too much away. Three characters, one location and a cool theme song... GO!

Oh, please take note: 'Girls who don't D&D' can get a little bit bawdy from time to time - which, in this episode, means fart jokes and 'f' words.

EPISODE TWO - LOST AT SEA

Our expert players are now moving expertedly into their second episode - but what awaits them? Tentacles, of course. Giant, purple, non-hentai related tentacles. Just magical ones. Or real ones. Look, it's a bit confusing...

Don't worry. This episode keeps it light! Except for the kidnapping and potential drownings. And swearing. Dutch can't help himself!

EPISODE THREE - Sea no evil (COMING SOONISH)

A quiet seaside village, a quaint Irish pub, the historic lighthouse, and a door that hates you. Welcome to episode three!

Once again, nothing terrible in this episode. Except swearing, utterly unneccessary violence (I mean, completely out of nowhere murder), and some mildy pervy behaviour.