'Girls who don't D&D' is a podcast by a bunch of people who don't make a lot of podcasts and don't play much D&D. So, lower your expectations, people! The show follows the story of three characters with no memories of the past played by three women who've never played D&D and led by a DM with not much experience to speak of. Sadly, we have no improv training, voice acting training, editing training... I'd even question our toilet training, to be honest - which is like most people who get started playing the greatest role playing game of all.
Which means we will get lots wrong. Please send you complaints to nobodyisreadingthese@gmail.com
Enjoy the show, but most importantly, get out there and have a go yourself!
Which means we will get lots wrong. Please send you complaints to nobodyisreadingthese@gmail.com
Enjoy the show, but most importantly, get out there and have a go yourself!
Episode One - THROW IT INTO THE SEA
Right here is where we would normally put the episode synopsis but even that would be giving too much away. Three characters, one location and a cool theme song... GO!
Oh, please take note: 'Girls who don't D&D' can get a little bit bawdy from time to time - which, in this episode, means fart jokes and 'f' words.
Oh, please take note: 'Girls who don't D&D' can get a little bit bawdy from time to time - which, in this episode, means fart jokes and 'f' words.
EPISODE TWO - LOST AT SEA
Our expert players are now moving expertedly into their second episode - but what awaits them? Tentacles, of course. Giant, purple, non-hentai related tentacles. Just magical ones. Or real ones. Look, it's a bit confusing...
Don't worry. This episode keeps it light! Except for the kidnapping and potential drownings. And swearing. Dutch can't help himself!
EPISODE THREE - Sea no evil
A quiet seaside village, a quaint Irish-ish pub, the historic lighthouse, and a door that hates you. Welcome to episode three!
Once again, nothing terrible in this episode. Except swearing, utterly unnecessary violence (I mean, completely out of nowhere murder), and some mildy pervy behaviour.
EPISODE FOUR - SINK OR SWIM OR SOMETHING (COMING SOON-ISH)
A cliffhanger! Well, a lighthouse-hanger. The mighty wizard Nalos, Guardian of the House (who the girls have met just seconds ago) is falling to his doom from his very own lighthouse after being stabbed in the back by an Assassin of the Nine Lives who just happens to be just a little bit on the hot and sultry side of things. If that doesn't sound D&D enough for you, I don't know how to help you!
I wrote this before we recorded the episode so I'm guessing it's pure filth. Just utterly horrendous language and innuendo and fictitious flirtation and blood and gore, etc.